I spent months gazing at him
His dark hair, his glasses
He looked so serious
He was mysterious
One Tuesday he caught me sneaking in a stare
He shot me a smile
He said "Who are you? My name is James"
And that's when I fell into the flames
Turns out he's a fool
That James
Oh, James
Oh, how I wasted, my days
Oh, dreaming, dreaming of James
He said "Do you like museums?"
How about we go together
And maybe we can have a drink or two
I'd like to learn about you
But James just thought
To go ahead and talk
Then he really felt he had to say
That he'd be a millionaire one day
Turns out he's a fool
That James
Oh, James
Oh, how I wasted, my days
Oh, dreaming, dreaming of James
My eyes rolled to the back of my head
It seemed like the night would never end
At one point I just stopped listening
His voice just became too sickening