Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
cause she can’t shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars’ worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I might save a little trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be
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on me! Ohh...not on me
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Before he cheats oh