Junk Food Junkie – Larry Groce
Nghệ sĩ: Larry Groce
Hợp Âm Chuẩn
Junk Food Junkie by Larry Groce
#9 in 1976
Capo 4
Intro
Verse 1→ Phiên khúc
You know I love that organic cooking, I always ask for more
And they call me Mr. Natural on down to the health food store
I only eat good sea salt, white sugar don't touch my lips
And my friends is always begging me to take them on macrobiotic trips
Yes, they are
Verse 2→ Phiên khúc
Oh, but at night I take out my strongbox, that I keep under lock and key
And I take it off to my closet where nobody else can see
I open that door so slowly, take a peek up north and south
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie and I pop it in my mouth
Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie, good Lord have pity on me
Verse 3→ Phiên khúc
Well, at lunchtime you can always find me at the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt from my hand thrown pottery jar
And sippin' a little hand-pressed cider with a carrot stick for dessert
And wiping my face in a natural way on the sleeve of my peasant shirt
Oh yeah!
Verse 4→ Phiên khúc
Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight and I'm all by myself
I work that combination on my secret hideaway shelf
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips, Dr. Pepper, and a ol' Moon Pie
Then I sit back in glorious expectation, of a genuine junk food high
Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie, good Lord have pity on me
Verse 5→ Phiên khúc
My friends down at the commune, they think I'm pretty neat
Oh, I don't know nothing about arts and crafts but I give 'em all something to eat
I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons and I only eat homegrown spice
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn filled up with my brown rice
Yes, I do
Verse 6→ Phiên khúc
Oh, folks, but lately I have been spotted with a Big Mac on my breath
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders with a face as white as death
I'm afraid someday they'll find me just stretched out on my bed
With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips and a Ding Dong by my head
Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie, good Lord have pity on me
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