Dear people of the universe
Bluebells are purple, Greenland’s not green
My pinkie’s not pink, so what does it mean?
Roses are red, but my name’s not Dave
(Are you drunk?) I’m not drunk
Microwave
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Do you know what I’m saying
Do you know what I’m saying
Lying on the kitchen floor
I know I shouldn’t do it but I wanna do it more
Wait, sorry I zoned out
What did you just say
Did you just call me pretty?
You must be mistaken
Or talking to a mirror
Sorry, I’m bad at words
Maths is yellow and science is blue
Marmite’s gross and so are you
Scotland isn’t real Nicholas Cage isn’t either
Yesterday I made friends with a spider
Oh em gee
Lying on the kitchen flooring
I bet you think that I’m boring
Wait, sorry I zoned out
What did you just say
Did you just call me pretty?
You must be mistaken
Or talking to a mirror
‘Cause you’re telling lies
You’re so stupid
I’m going ra-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
ah-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
Wait, sorry I zoned out
What did you just say
Did you just call me pretty?
Wowww
Yeah, la la-la la la laaa
N.C.
Sorry I’m so bad at this
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
(softer)
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave, a microwave