The FCC Song – Peter Griffin
Nghệ sĩ: Peter Griffin
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They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
It's the plain situation
There's no negotiation
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
Take a tip, take a lesson
You'll never win by messin
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!
And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC!