The Worst Joke Ever – R.E.M.
Nghệ sĩ: R.E.M
Hợp Âm Chuẩn
Intro1
Verse 1→ Phiên khúc
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You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark
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He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar
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Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife
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Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!
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Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime, oh
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When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?
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Get to the punch line, fall to the floor
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Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup
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For the worst joke ever, I never
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I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
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Don't bore me
Verse 2→ Phiên khúc
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Now I am floating, I feel released
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The moorings have been dropped the weights unleashed
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Everything is crystalline, simple and free, oh
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The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change
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Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns
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You're not hurting anybody else's chances
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But you're disfiguring your own
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Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup
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For the worst joke ever, I never
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I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
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Don't bore me, I never
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Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup, oh
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You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before
Outro
