Three Point One Four… – The Bloodhound Gang
Nghệ sĩ: The Bloodhound Gang
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Hợp âm bài hát (4):
Intro
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-7-7-7------------6--4-4-4------------6-|
D|-7-7-7--4--7-7-7--6--4-4-4--4--7-7-7--6-|
A|-5-5-5--4--7-7-7--4--2-2-2--4--7-7-7--4-|
E|--------2--5-5-5------------2--5-5-5----|
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B|----------------------------------------|
G|-7-7-7------------6--4-4-4--------------|
D|-7-7-7--4--7-7-7--6--4-4-4--4--7--------|
A|-5-5-5--4--7-7-7--4--2-2-2--4--7--------|
E|--------2--5-5-5------------2--5--------|
(hold)
Verse 1→ Phiên khúc
ch]D[/ch
My last girlfriend didn't like me
Thought she might be most likely a dyke
ch]A[/ch
She just didn't excite me
Lefty? Yeah, but that was all right
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
ch]Bm[/ch
My mistake, she was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
ch]A[/ch
Ass like a donkey actin' funky
Gave her L, now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys
ch]D[/ch
Early bird gets the worm
Spread your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?
ch]A[/ch
I'm white, which goes with everything
But I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
ch]Bm[/ch
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know
That can play the harmonica with their pussies?
ch]A[/ch
Like 'em easy and hot and sweet
Like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee
(STOP)
You know what I really want in a girl?
N.C
Me
ch]D[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch
I need to find a new vagina
ch]D[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch
Any kind of new vagina
ch]D[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
ch]D[/ch] [ch]A[/ch
Calvin Klein? Kinda
ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch
North Carolina
Verse 2→ Phiên khúc
ch]D[/ch
Women are like dog doo
Hear me through, don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick up
ch]A[/ch
I'd fill the generation gap
Clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
ch]Bm[/ch
No age just ain't a gauge
I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only
ch]A[/ch
I want my next chick anorexic
The winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
ch]D[/ch
Like Sizzler
She got a beef, we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
ch]A[/ch
Let her lash out and crack the whip
But not in bed, I don't play rough
No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
ch]Bm[/ch
Just independent like NOFX
Smart like Janeane Garofalo
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
ch]A[/ch
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee
(STOP)
You know what I really want in a girl?
N.C
Me
ch]D[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch
I need to find a new vagina
ch]D[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch
Any kind of new vagina
ch]D[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
ch]D[/ch] [ch]A[/ch
Kevin Kline? Kinda
ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch
South Carolina
[OUTRO] (PLAY DISTORTION RIFF, OR USE THESE CHORDS)
ch]D[/ch
Vagina
ch]A[/ch
Vagina
ch]Bm[/ch
Vagina
ch]A[/ch
Vagina
ch]D[/ch
Vagina
ch]A[/ch
Vagina
ch]Bm[/ch
Vagina
ch]A[/ch
Vagina
C
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